another sakhi full of holes...but very popular with sant baba types of story tellers..
The sakhi of Saman..and Moosan..father and Son sikhs of Guru Arjun Ji Sahib...ostensibly too poor to feed the Guur and His Sangat..BUT desirous of hosting a Diwan and Guru ka Langgar at their premises...so they invite the Guru and His Sangat..and BREAK into a local rich mans home/hattee through the ROOF..and steal the RATIONS etc for the Diwan. However when exiting the place...the Father goes through the hole, and also the Bag of goodies..BUT the Son gets STUCK. In order to ESCAPE being Identified as thieves..the Father CUTS off the HEAD of his son....and leaves behidn the headless BODY. He takes home the head and hides it. The Next Morning, the rich man discovers a Headless body in his store...and rushes to the Moosan home and begs the Guru Ka Sikh to help him by REMOVING the BODY as soon as possible..and he will pay him a large sum of money too....and so Moosan brings home the body of his son...happy that his secret is preserved...and he gets a huge sum of cash as well...He places the Head and Body on a Manja and covers it with a Chadar...
Meanwhile the Guru Arjun ji and his sangats arrive...and all goes well. Then Guru Ji asks Moosan..where is your son Samman...and Moosan says he is sleeping...so Guru Ji Calls out..Samman Beta...Samman beta..come here...and miracolously the Severed Head joins the Body and Samman comes and matha teks to Guru Ji...ALL IS WELL !!
Lets consider a few points:
1. Guru Ji sees no problem with enjoying the fruits of stolen goods//dead thieves...to boot...So BOTH Guru Jia nd His Sikhs are thieves/accomplices in enjoying fruits of thievery...
2. These thieves..BROKE through the ROOF...while its normal to break through WALLS...as Roof break in needs a LADDER..before and after the event..who HELD THE LADDER ??
3. A Headless body...can be revived..even after a long period and all blood having drained out and brain etc being dead...But such didnt happen to the Hundreds of thousands of SIKH SHAHEEDS..none were REVIVED !!:woohoo:
4. The House owner didnt wake up on hearing the BODY fall..he didnt RECOGNISE his neighbours sons BODY (even if no head )...clothes, body shape etc ?? He then asks his neighbour to HIDE the crime ?? why is he afraid ???:yippie:
5. The Father got through..the Bag of stolen Goods got through..BUT the Son got stuck ?? But wait..didnt the SON also go thorugh on the WAY IN ?? How did that happen ?? did he EAT a huge meal on his way out ?? or he gained weight ??happymunda
Apart from these holes the size of the Ozone Layer Hole in the Sky....what an insult to Guru Ji that teaches us HONEST LABOUR, sharing the fruits of that Honesty...not stealing..NOT.....even for the Guru ??? NO WAY..as Guru Ji declares..CHOR KEE HAMMAH BHAREH NA KOI..no one pays wittness to the THIEF...
This fake fable is based on Guru Arjun Jis chaoboleh on Page 1363 of SGGS..actual viakhiyah doen by Pof Sahib Singh gives the Gurmatt view...