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This explains why

I forward some jokes and stuff.

 

A man and his dog were walking along a road.

 

The man was enjoying the scenery, when it

 

suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

 

He remembered dying, and that the dog

 

walking beside him had been dead for years.

 

He wondered where the road was leading them.

 

After a while, they came to a high,

 

white stone wall along one side of the road.

 

It looked like fine marble.

 

 

 

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by

 

a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

 

 When he was standing

 

before it he saw a magnificent gate in the

 

arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and

 

the street that led to the gate looked like

 

pure gold. He and the dog walked toward

 

the gate, and as he got closer,

 

he saw a man at a desk to one side.

 

When he was close enough,

 

he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

 

 

 

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

 

 

 

'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?'

 

the man asked.

 

 

 

'Of course, sir. Come right in,

 

and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'

 

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,'

gesturing toward his dog,

 

'come in, too?' the traveler asked.

 

 

 

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then

 

turned back toward the road and continued

 

the way he had been going with his dog.

 

After another long walk, and at the top of

 

another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading

 

through a farm gate that looked as if it

 

had never been closed.

There was no fence.

 

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside,

 

leaning against a tree and reading a book....

 

'Excuse me!'

 

he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

 

 

 

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over

 

there, come on in.'

 

 

 

'How about my friend here?'

 

the traveler

 

gestured to the dog.

 

'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

 

 

 

They went through the gate, and sure enough,

 

there was an old-fashioned hand pump with

 

a bowl beside it.

 

The traveler filled the water

 

bowl and took a long drink himself, then

 

he gave some to the dog. When they were full,

 

he and the dog walked back toward the man

 

who was standing by the tree.

 

 

 

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

 

 

 

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

 

 

 

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said.

 

'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

 

 

 

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street

 

and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'

 

 

 

'Doesn't it make you mad for them

 

to use your name like that?'

 

 

 

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the

 

folks who would leave their best friends behind.'

 

Soooo. Now you see, sometimes,

 

when we wonder why friends keep

 

forwarding jokes to us without

 

writing a word. Maybe this will explain it.

 

 

 

When you are very busy,

 

but still want to keep in touch,

 

guess what you do? You forward jokes.

 

 

 

When you have nothing to say, but still

 

want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

 

 

 

When you have something to say,

 

but don't know what, and don't know how....

 

you forward jokes.

 

 

 

A  forwarded joke lets you know that

 

you are still

 

remembered, you are still important,

 

you are still loved, you are still cared for.

 

 

 

So, next time if you get a joke,

 

don't think that you've been sent just another

 

forwarded joke, but that you've been thought

 

of today and your friend on the other end

 

of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

 

You are welcome at my water bowl anytime!!


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